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The Ultimate Tech "War Story" Wardrobe Piece. In an era of rapid disruption, sometimes you just have to laugh. Whether you’re a SaaS founder, a software engineer, or a VC-backed entrepreneur who watched the landscape shift overnight, this shirt is your badge of honor. It’s simple, bold, and perfectly captures the "if you know, you know" reality of the modern tech scene.
Why This is the New Founder Standard:
The Message: A clean, minimal "one-line manifesto" that sparks immediate conversation at meetups, coffee shops, and co-working spaces.
Premium Comfort for Late-Night Sprints: Made from 100% soft ring-spun cotton, this lightweight tee is breathable enough for a 12-hour coding session and sharp enough to layer under a blazer for a networking event.
Durable Print: High-quality, fade-resistant typography that survives the wash as well as your next pivot.
The Fit: A modern, retail-fit that drapes perfectly—not too tight, not too baggy.
Perfect For:
Post-Exit (or Post-Pivot) Founders: The perfect gift for someone starting their next big thing.
Software Engineers & Devs: A wry nod to the rise of LLMs and automated coding.
Tech Meetups & Hackathons: The ultimate icebreaker for trading war stories with fellow builders.
Gifts for Techies: A thoughtful, "smart" gift for the person who lives on Product Hunt and Hacker News.
Product Details:
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heathers contain polyester).
Weight: Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) for a premium, high-end feel.
Features: Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for long-lasting shape.
Ethical Production: Made under fair-labor conditions.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed, elastic crew neck with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Durable, print-friendly fabric with pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- DTF sleeve prints and DTG main prints; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
AI Killed My Startup Premium Tech Tee | Founder & Developer Humor
$19.99